This 5 inch by 7 inch blessing comes printed on an ivory paper card stock. The forest green matte has been hand embossed with a Celtic knot work embellishment. The frame is a dark walnut wood frame of Italian design and both an easel and a hanger for display.
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
The other line always moves faster.
Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST
